Curse Of The Okaihau Express

Seekers must record and send a video of themselves singing the full, memorized lyrics of Okaihau Express by Peter Cape—without any outside support—before asking another question. It is up to you, however, to prove if they have made a mistake.

Casting Cost: Discard three time bonuses.

Team members who are able to physically speak have to sing. Passenger princesses, egg partners, and DBJUNGLESKOGs are exempted from having to sing. All other team members must sing.

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The full lyrics are as follows:

She starts out from Otiria, the smallest train you’ve seen This is the Okaihau Express

An engine and a guardsvan with a carriage in between This is the Okaihau Express

The driver doesn’t worry if he takes the journey slow Driving the Okaihau Express

He’s got all day to do it in and 30 miles to go Driving the Okaihau Express

She was goin’ round the bend doin’ 10 miles an hour The whistle began to shriek

Well she caught that bull in the middle of the brisket And the engine smelled of steak for a week

There’s puppies in an apple box, pippies in a sack Riding the Okaihau Express

But no-one knows the difference when they’re drippin’ from the rack Riding the Okaihau Express

She stops at lake Omapere, to take some water in This is the Okaihau Express

The fireman takes a bucket, the driver takes a swim This is the Okaihau Express

Okaihau to Otiria, it’s just a single track This is the Okaihau Express

You can’t turn it at the terminus, you just reverse her back This is the Okaihau Express

Blocks: Curses, Questions

Timeout: [S 30] [M 45] [L 60]

Immediate Veto: [S 45] [M 60] [L 90]